I. "But wasn't it a Gorgeous Smash!"
II. "The Village Pride"
III. Sandy Gray
IV. The Fight
V. "On my Bureau was a Knife—"
VI. "I'm Mary Smith"
VII. "Save me, Arthur!"
VIII. Archie out of Aspinwall
IX. Enter Brother Belknap
X. "Your Life, if You Hurt Him!"
XI. Saxton's Story
XII. Bill Meets a Relative
XIII. Red Makes a Few Remarks
XIV. Brother Belknap's Revolution
XV. Tomatoes by the Quart
XVI. Red Plays Trumps
"I grabbed cans of tomatoes, and pasted the heap"
"'You git married and shuck them clothes'"
"I left home ... mother and father both waving me good-by in the road"
"The Matilda saw a whale, or something, and shied"
"He grabbed up his wooden box and made a miracle"
"'Still wearing your legs cut short, I see'"
"I laid two strong hands on Archie's mane"
"I crowded my victim down against the saddle with my left hand"
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