ALICE'S BLIGHTED PROFESSION

A Sketch for Girls

By
HELEN C. CLIFFORD

Copyright, 1919, By
FITZGERALD PUBLISHING CORPORATION

FITZGERALD PUBLISHING CORPORATION
SUCCESSOR TO
DICK & FITZGERALD
18 Vesey Street New York City, N. Y.


CHARACTERS

Alice A young lawyer
Diana A fashionably dressed society woman
Bell A nervous charity worker
Miss Johnickstoner A nervous stenographer
Miss Chickenfencer A vivacious stenographer
Mrs. Baxter A haughty society woman
Miss Worker A prayerful salvation-army lassie
Mary An excitable suffragette

Time.—To-day. Locality.—New York City.

Time of Playing.—50 minutes.

Curtain is dropped between Scene I and II for a fewminutes to denote lapse of time.

COSTUMES

Appropriate to the character portrayed.


Alice's Blighted Profession

Scene.

A modern business office. Center door, desk incenter covered with paper and letters; four officechairs, telephone, rug, etc., as may be available.
DISCOVERED: Alice seated at desk.

ENTER, c.d., Diana.

Diana. Well, Alice Berning, what do you mean bybeing indoors on such a beautiful day? Come, put onyour wraps, my machine is——

Alice. Diana, you are a regular steam engine. No,I cannot accept your kind invitation to go for a spin.

Diana. Do you know what brought me here to-day?It was to ask you to accompany us on our tour throughthe north next week. (Sits on arm of Alice's chair)There's a dear. Say you will come. Why, you cannotimagine how disappointed Jack and I will be, not mentioningall our other guests, if you refuse.

Alice. Really, Diana, I am very sorry to have to refuse.But I simply cannot go. Why, look at all thiscorrespondence and no one but myself to answer it.

Diana. Why don't you get a stenographer? Whynot advertise?

Alice. Oh, I've done that—I advertised for a stenographer,and, would you believe it, when I came downthis morning there were at least twenty-five applicantsoutside my door clamoring to get in.

Diana. And how did you get rid of them?

Alice. I interviewed each one separately, but foundnot one qualified to do my work. I verily believe if Iencounter another applicant like any of my last onesI shall close up shop and bury myself in the woods.(Woe-begone look)

Diana (fingering cards and papers on desk). AliceMarie Jenkins Berning, what does

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